Who da hell is J. Mocha? And, whyyyyy is he…. I’m Done!

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Now listen, you know we gotta tell the Truth! Now, I’ll start by saying whosoever’ Son J. Mocha is he is FINEEEEEE!!!!! This lil brown skin honey dipped on his lil RnB Swag out of the Chicago area!!!!!!! Haaaaay J. Mocha!!!!!

However, whoever told him he could sing should be slapped. Then the one who told him he should pursue a singing career should be beat da FUKK up!!!!!!!! This ole Beijing wearing, soft tone havin, Marquis Houston Lookin face ass boy needs to Stop!!!!!
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Not only can he not sing, but the imagery is giving me very Marquis Houston meets Lloyd and married Pleasure P vibes. I need his stylist to bring him into 2014 and stop with the 1998 visuals. Then on top of that, he really had the NERVE to do a scene in a Plaid Farmer Joe shirt!!!!!!!

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Wait, but that was only after he gave you the 1997 Usher “My Way” dance scene in the Black Leather!!!!!

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Whoever approved this MUST be fired at once. I am hurt in my Industry Spirit that this would make it past the chopping block!!!!!! And, if that wasn’t enough……. Why he do this ole fake ass Niagara Wanna be Falls ass scene??????

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May we have a moment of silence for the Death of this Video?????????? What is thissssssssss?????? It looks like a failed attempt at ambiance!

Now, we all know! Every good RnB video had to have its Leading Lady!!!!! Babeeeeeeeeeee, who went and booked JaManiesha LaRaeeh Jenkins from the Old Neighborhood?????

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Chileeeeeeeee! That Betta not be his boo. She look like Stop! No! And, a smidge of Why you playin!!!!!! Then did they have the audacity to try and make her be SEXY????

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Another moment of silence for her career as a Video Vixen!!!!!!!! Lookin more like a Video Villain…….. No Shade! True Tea!

Whoever J. Mocha is needs to go back to the drawing board and get a branding consultation, because this 1990 re-make combination disaster if pure foolery!!!!!! Oh yeah, and the Song is WEAK. Don’t believe me????? Check it out:

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What do you THINK??????

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