All I was trying to do was mind my business and have a nice day. Why did someone have to submit these pics and dare me to say how I felt? Well, since you asked…….

I have a few questions. Now, Solange you know I lives for me some you. I love your music, your spirit, and your originality. No Shade Gurl, at times I even think you sing better than Bey. Haaaaaaaayyyyyy Yoncé!

1. Why you marry him?
2. Do he wake up like that?
3. Ain’t he Matthews age?
4. What Julius think about him?
5. Did you just marry him because Common was unavailable?
6. Do he got a good Stroke Game?
7. Can he keep up with you?
8. What did Tina say?
9. Bytch, do he got Coin like dat like dat?
10. Do he smell like Drakkár Noìr?
11. Why Bytch Why?

Okay, now! I’m all for loving who you want or whateva. But I feel like this match is really disturbing. Like, didn’t him and Matthew go to high school together or something? Then, Erbody talking about Matthew with young Women. What about Solangé with Grandfathers?

Bish, like was there really no other pickings for you? Bytch you know in still in love with your Baby Daddy with his Fine ass. Chile, whatever he did it can be forgiven. Go back to him. Ooh chile, I know he made ur cooty cat WETT. Mind you, does this one even do positions other than Missionary? Chile, he look like he gave sex in dress socks and be slipping by accident.

On another note, I know it was Solangé wedding. However, I just wanted to see the pics to see what Bey had on.

Bytchhhhhhhhhhhh. When I tell you Beyoncè Slayed in this Body Con dress and Bangy platform. Bish, u Betta come thru and Secretly steal my Attention.

Yes Bytch. Bey Stormed!!!!!

Now back to Langé and Daddy Warbucks. I really wanna comb his beard and give it a deep condition. It looks like it smells like back when.

Lastly, what was Solangé giving in this outfit Hunni?

I mean like Bytch right, this Aaliyah inspired Queen of the Damned look was cute for HER or whateva. #TrueTea, this outfit is not #Tea for what’s suppose to be one of the most memorable days of your life. I do NOT want to remember this outfit. -TSB