Now as I’m sure you know by now Kelly, Michelle and Beyonce performed at the Stellar Awards in Vegas over the weekend. Now, mind you we get a call Monday and the Shade was REAL….. Before we spill it, catch up.
Now Gurl, is it US or did Kellys baby take away a few octaves??? Though we can’t hit a note to save our lives we know what it SHOULD sound like when you are trying to hit some range. Chile those sounds were sounds of the LOST Ranger.
Second, Haaaaay Kelly. No Shade but who told you it was okay to wear pregnancy hair to the awards? Now bytch, I know you excited cuz you finally got some hang time and all, but you def needed a touch-up, a touch on and a touchdown, Okay. That hair was so PUFFY and THICK. Then did you really just swing it like you was in the Pantene Pro-V commercial????? Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllll, just cause you seen J-Lo in the new commercials don’t mean your a candidate for the next draft.
Third, why was the audience so SHADY????? Did you catch the Teas when the ‘clapped’ for Michelle? Then when they seen Queen Bey they ‘CLAPPED IN THE NAME OF YES GAWDDDDDDD.’ #IJS
Last but not Least…….. Haaaaaaaay Michelle! Can someone order Michelle some of that Go Naked Hair from Porscha Williams? Cuz the way them bundles was looking……….. They needed a Nap. Call them Sleepy Bundles……
Nevertheless, the performance was very enjoyable. We Love you Ladies……
In case you haven’t heard yet, VH1 released the news on 03/23/15 stating, “Last season of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta ended with a civil meeting between Stevie J and Mimi Faust so what could be next for the former couple? In the first tease from the fourth season, we discover that things have long soured between Mimi and Nikko and it might just take Stevie J to scare him away. Don’t miss the season four’ premiere of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, Monday, April 20th at 8/7c!”
Now, you know I’m not one to talk about nobody, however, I’ll make an exception this one time. I was in Wal-Mart the other day with BlacKenDoll and we happened to see Nikko. Babeeeeee, when I tell you he was looking late, tired and TORN in the name on No’Maam. Mind you, this will make the third time this quarter I have seen him and his appearance looking less than off.
Don’t get me wrong, we all have our days, but for a person who built their Brand (not) off of an image they are suppose to be on 1000 at all times. I digress. Now, MiMi, hey MiMi, No shade, you know I live for me some MiMi but I am so tired of this soft voice tired emotion character. I know my gurlfriend gets buck with her on que crying ass.
You ain’t heard nothing from me, but Babeeeeeeeeeeee, wait til you see what happens at the ….. between MiMi and ….. #Oops. Let me be quiet.