TSBS Yearbook Time

I swear, the things we get in our Inbox makes us really look at eachother like, #Bruh.

As we were wrapping up for the night we received a picture. The email was blank and there was no subject or anything. Upon review of the image all we could think about was Yearbook Picture Day.  Of course, with every good Yearbook, there is a Great Slam Book.

Get into this breakdown from Left to Right as we talk Yearbook Review 2016.

  1. Who let her take this picture with her blue coral reef ass earrings?
    1. Why is she the only one with a dress on giving the effects of outreach in the community.450
    2. Furthermore, who authorized her shaggy poodle weave?
    3. Is it me or is she giving you chea pet commercial Realness?
  2. Why didn’t get friends tell her she needed a bang? That 5 head so long it looks like her hair is sliding off as she stands there.
  3. When did she join the team?
    1. She must have skipped her hair appointment.
    2. Who told her that that piece of a bang to the right was enticing?
    3. Furthermore, is it us or does this girl have on Ash Wash jeans? Can someone please guide her to 2016? Let her know it IS okay to stay up to date with trends.
  4. Who told Shar Bates that the gold zippers were a good accent to her bland outfit?
    1. Furthermore, what purpose does the mic serve? Clearly this isn’t an on the scene pic. Please drop the mic and exit stage left. 18583016
    2. Who told her she had to be sexy with her mid-section showing?  For her to be a Red Carpet slayer she serving Green Room Secrets.
  5. Light Bright looks cute.
    1. We hate her office hair du but she is cute.
  6. What the fuck does Alien vs. Predator have on?
    1. The red shoestrings for hair look horrible.
    2. m_52670a76b532135dd60a234dHer jeans look dingy and she looks sleepy.
    3. Is them jeans by Osh Kosh B’gosh
  7. Last on the list is Rocky vs. Bullwinkle!
    1. She looks a travesty.
    2. Her hair was styled for the after skool pep rally.
    3. She must didn’t know it was picture day.
    4. She thought it was  a regular day. images

As if that wasn’t enough. Why someone on the team had the NERVE to find this:


Bytchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…… If somebody don’t call Hootie and tell him to come get his Blowfish, NOW….

  1. Why are they crunched behind Shar Bates like they are a part of the out crowd trying to be in?
  2. Why couldn’t the photographer photoshop Chia Pets roll?
  3. Why is Shar Bates dressed like Little House on a Black Prarie?
  4. Who let the last girl on the right put on that En Vogue 1994 ass Hold On To Your Love looking Dress like she was smashing?
  5. Pleeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzze, can we have a moment of silence for Shar Bates and that Re-Pass Hat…… Amen!

Whoooo. It’s no hiding that Shar Bates got it going on in the Atl, we are starting to see her name on everything. I hope someone tells her to let freedom ring and let her house maids go. She can keep light skin and the one who needs a bang. Them other ones……..

basic bitch

Re-Meet Kelsey Nykole (Who?)

Take a trip with us. In winter 2013 we were alerted to the New Season of VH1’s Couples Therapy. This specific season was so anticipated as the legend Ghostface Killer was going to be on there with his significant other, Kelsey Nykole.   As the stories begin to spread, the general consensus was:

We’re still wrapping our minds around Ghostface Killah of the mighty Wu-Tang Clan being on VH1’s Couples Therapy, but yes, it’s really happening. Ghost Deini’s love interest is Kelsey Nykole, and she is an interesting character, to say the least.

Our sources tell us the Kelsey Nykole, aka The Midwest Princess, is from Indianapolis, Indiana. She and her two sisters also had a rep for being ’bout that life and down to scrap if anyone tried to disrespect. Interestingly, she is in her mid-20s while Ghostface is 43-years-old. (Source: Hip Hop Wired)

Fast Forward the whole season and we find out that Kelsey was the sideline and it was all a dream.  

 Kelsey used her time on the show to launch her then non existing music career.  She began hitting red carpets and was an instant fan favorite as all the sideline hoes felt her pain.  

 Upon her relocating from the Mid West to Atlanta, her unique hair style and girl next door beauty allowed for her to become a part of the inner circle.  

 From videos, 

 To the company she kept. She was the IT girl. 

Fast forward a few weeks. As the saying goes, “Out of Sight Out of Mind.” The launch to fame quickly sizzled when the release of her Introductory Single failed to even get a glimpse at a chart.  

 From over 1000 likes to 89. She couldn’t feel her legs but we couldn’t feel her movement.  

 Refusing to give up, she took it to another level.  

She found her a Web Designer and took her brand to a new level.  

What level you ask? We have no idea as she still didn’t sale no bookoo records.

After taking a break and hiding in the studio, she hit the circuit again hosting events 

Still holding on to the VH1 Brand 3 WHOLE YEARS LATER, Kelsey and all 65 of her likes was Hosting “The Hookah Hideaway!” Pause! According to reports, the Hookah Hideaway only holds 9 people at a time. Resume!

Now, after 3 Years, 16 hairstyles, 1 single, 9 attempts later. Kelsey Nykole is here with her Re-Introduction.  

Okay, Bookers, you know what time it is………

  1. In order to be RE-INTRODUCED doesn’t that infer that you have been introduced previously? 
  2. Does being in the Shadow of Ghostface count as an Introduction?
  3. Did she learn how to sing since the first single?
  4. Can she feel her legs now?
  5. Who let Claudia Jordan with her long chin and 47 likes stamp somebody?
  6. Wtf is a Snapchat Saturday?
  7. Is this her Release Party with the Freeflyers.com drag and drop artwork?
  8. Why the material already on CD Baby and we ain’t been Introduced yet?
  9. Can we call her Manager?
  10. Who are those features that she named? Do that chart anything?
  11. Is this a early April Fools joke?

In other news, we have Introduced you to the remembrance of Kelsey Nykole. #TSB

Q. Parker and the Birthday Gift from #TSB

In other news, today was an Instagram scroll day. This means that the entire team was up and down our Timelines trying to find the Highlights of the Day. What better than a Birthday?????

One of the members of the famed group 112 had a birthday and the other group members were posting pics and spreading Birthday Wishes. To our luck, we scrolled across this:


I swear we didn’t want to be petty but this picture just kept looking at us. Can you please explain to us why the photographer couldn’t shade in the bottom of Q. Parker’s shoes????? No shade, but if you have on a $1500 suit, you can at least, rent a shoe for the shoot.

Sitting there lookin like he got on the Easter Sunday shoes from 2015. The amount he saved on socks he could have spent on Soul Refresher.


With the spirit of giving in mind on his special day. From all of us here as TrueSlamBook.com, we Wish Q. Parker a very Happy Birthday. Here’s our gift:

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Ray-J gets Put On Blast…. Gay and Slay!!!!!

Bih….. The Tea began to boil over in the pot. When that happened they attempted to get a wrag and clean it up. However, you know there’s always a trace left when it comes to the world of the World WIDE Web.

The other day the below post was posted and then removed within a 10 minute time span. Get into the post before we give you the crumpets to go with this tea.

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Hunniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, if that isn’t the Entire Kettle. Whew…. Now, We ain’t one to talk about nobody but based on the individuals we have called… (cough, cough)


First off: I’m mad he got turned out bad during the Never Say Never days. I guess he felt like Never Say Never.

Second: Based on perception, the money would have been put on Young Buck being the TOP. However, we do know that these Fake Thugs do be bottoming for the Gurlssssss…. Just ask Shauna Brooks about those teas……


Third: Who else has Teaira been a beard for?

Fourth: Not Pleasure P….. We still wanna grind with him.. Ooh chile…

Fifth: Can we see the Gay Extasy footage? Was it as good as the Kim K. tape??? Cuz you know Ray J got MEAT for the LYFE…….

Last but not least……. Why did this post get deleted from IG????????

Meek Mill “All I Wanna Do”

If you recall, a few days ago it was all about Nicki Minaj. The new cover. Her new show.  Barbershop 3. You remember, all the news worthy things that she’s up to. 

In other news, Meek was at home bored and wanting some attention so he drops this pointless song. Had it not been for Chris Brown it would have been a Sampler.  Why he couldn’t let Nicki get her shine on? 

In any case, until the next round of Monkey See Monkey Do, tell us what you think of the track!

Skin Too Deep

Today we received a submission for a TV Pilot entitled “Skin Deep.” The show is about something that has to do with black vs. white and gay vs. straight. Past that we were lost. 

The extended trailer is 10 minutes long and we want all 10 minutes of our life back. 

Here’s your rundown:

  • Too much dialogue for a trailer
  • Not enough backstory
  • Too many things going on at once
  • Sure to cause audience confusion
  • Visual looks dated

On a good note

  • A lot of eye candy
  • Real Issues 
  • Facing Common prejudice so it is a power piece at times 

Take a look and tell us what you all think.