TSBS Yearbook Time

I swear, the things we get in our Inbox makes us really look at eachother like, #Bruh.

As we were wrapping up for the night we received a picture. The email was blank and there was no subject or anything. Upon review of the image all we could think about was Yearbook Picture Day.  Of course, with every good Yearbook, there is a Great Slam Book.

Get into this breakdown from Left to Right as we talk Yearbook Review 2016.

  1. Who let her take this picture with her blue coral reef ass earrings?
    1. Why is she the only one with a dress on giving the effects of outreach in the community.450
    2. Furthermore, who authorized her shaggy poodle weave?
    3. Is it me or is she giving you chea pet commercial Realness?
  2. Why didn’t get friends tell her she needed a bang? That 5 head so long it looks like her hair is sliding off as she stands there.
  3. When did she join the team?
    1. She must have skipped her hair appointment.
    2. Who told her that that piece of a bang to the right was enticing?
    3. Furthermore, is it us or does this girl have on Ash Wash jeans? Can someone please guide her to 2016? Let her know it IS okay to stay up to date with trends.
  4. Who told Shar Bates that the gold zippers were a good accent to her bland outfit?
    1. Furthermore, what purpose does the mic serve? Clearly this isn’t an on the scene pic. Please drop the mic and exit stage left. 18583016
    2. Who told her she had to be sexy with her mid-section showing?  For her to be a Red Carpet slayer she serving Green Room Secrets.
  5. Light Bright looks cute.
    1. We hate her office hair du but she is cute.
  6. What the fuck does Alien vs. Predator have on?
    1. The red shoestrings for hair look horrible.
    2. m_52670a76b532135dd60a234dHer jeans look dingy and she looks sleepy.
    3. Is them jeans by Osh Kosh B’gosh
  7. Last on the list is Rocky vs. Bullwinkle!
    1. She looks a travesty.
    2. Her hair was styled for the after skool pep rally.
    3. She must didn’t know it was picture day.
    4. She thought it was  a regular day. images

As if that wasn’t enough. Why someone on the team had the NERVE to find this:

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Bytchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…… If somebody don’t call Hootie and tell him to come get his Blowfish, NOW….

  1. Why are they crunched behind Shar Bates like they are a part of the out crowd trying to be in?
  2. Why couldn’t the photographer photoshop Chia Pets roll?
  3. Why is Shar Bates dressed like Little House on a Black Prarie?
  4. Who let the last girl on the right put on that En Vogue 1994 ass Hold On To Your Love looking Dress like she was smashing?
  5. Pleeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzze, can we have a moment of silence for Shar Bates and that Re-Pass Hat…… Amen!

Whoooo. It’s no hiding that Shar Bates got it going on in the Atl, we are starting to see her name on everything. I hope someone tells her to let freedom ring and let her house maids go. She can keep light skin and the one who needs a bang. Them other ones……..

basic bitch

One thought on “TSBS Yearbook Time”

  1. First of all… I never seen nobody D*ck ride while hating before in my life… 2nd.. This blog weak as hell for internet thuggin… I could go on.. But I’m sure you’ll read my IG and Snapchat posts… Keep watching.. And I’ll keep winnin with yo hatin ass..

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