Tamar Gets Axed. #ByeGurl

The aggravating news on the street is that Tamar Braxton has been fired from The Real!!!!!!Who THE FUCK CARES. First off, the bitch was rarely there. When she was there she was the hood rat who didn’t fit in. Furthermore, she would be better off with her own show. 
Truth be told, we was tired of her, Precious, Tamara, Olive Oil, and Selena Gomez. Talk about “The Odd Couple!” In any case, Tamar took to social media to state her piece. 

 Cry me a RIVER!!!!!!!! Ain’t nobody get you fired girl. You are played. The advertisers didn’t like you. Why she gotta cause drama and try and blame it on one of the other muppet babies? She is truly messy bootz. 


Conclusion: Tamar, shut up. Move on and drop a new single. To the Tamartian Clan, it’s okay. Your Ruler will be fine. 

Calico Jonez Releases “LEAVING THIS CLUB” Featuring Snoop Dogg & DavidGray

The true tea is that all of our interns want to fuck Calico. Word on the street is that his dick is as good as his bars. You know we gets all the dish. 
The ladies say that Calico has a stroke so mean all you can do is lay there when he’s done. Furthermore, they say that a night with him is truly a NIGHT of pure pleasure. Chileeeeeeeee, we need to go to the next concert and take a number. #Truth

The release went out last week and reads as follows:

Consistency, dedication and determination are what to expect from Calico Jonez of SODMG / Swishgang. Hailing from Memphis, Tennessee, his new single “Leaving This Club” featuring Hip Hop veteran Snoop Dogg and newcomer David Gray, a R&B & Pop singer/songwriter from Mount Vernon, New York and the most recent artist to sign with “SWISHGANG”. The Track is produced by The Nominees and is set to impress as it illustrates finding love in the club and treating your lady to the finer things.Make sure to get Calico Jonez’s “Louboutin” 

#BlueBottomEdition mixtape out now on LiveMixtapescom and on MyMixtapez.com (http://mixtz.me/SeK53dd) as well as online retailers. The mixtape features Young Scooter, Rae Sremmurd, Soulja Boy, David Gray, PeeWee LongWay, Bleu Davinci and OJ Da Juiceman along with Snoop Dogg just to name a few. For more updates follow @CalicoJonez on Instagram, @Calico_Jonez on Twitter and log on to CalicoJonezWorld.com.

Link In and tell us what you think. 

Our #Prom2016 Reviews


Why was this even a thing? She’s giving Pink Flamingo teas. While he gives Prince of Zemunda Realness. Score 3/10. 

He looks Gay and she looks bored but they cute. Score 5/10

He’s basic but geed up. Cute blend and perfect fit. Score 7/10

This is our FAVORITE. She is laid for the GAWDZ and he knows he is fly with the flyest female on his arm. The baby bump is an added effect. Score 10/10. 

Cute and Basic. Score 6/10. 

She has Slayed in Jesus Name. Do you see this Dress? She know she did that. Score 10/10Country Coon Cute. Score 5/10. Her gut is a great added effect to the basic clearance dress. And her weave is late. Score 4/10. She reached in for her inner Harry Potter. Score 3/10 She looks happy. Her Dress is Sophisticated Chic. Score 7/10 Werkkkkkkkkkkkkk Diva. She slayed. Score 10/10. They look Spring Prom Fun. Score 5/10. Werkkkkkkkkkkk For the Creativity. Simple. Fun.  Score 4/10Really cute serving us Country Music Awards Teas. Score 10/10. He Fineeeeeeeeee and she got BODY! They ate this. Score 10/10. Very cute and Easter Chic. Score 8/10. Loving this simple effect. This is epic. Come on Bridesmaid Teas. Score 10/10. Bytchhhhhhhhhh she shoulda stayed home. Basic Dress. Basic Curl. Basic MakeUp. Score 1/10. Werkkkkkkkkkkk for the Selena Gomez prom effect. Score 5/10. Gurl Bye. Score 3/10. Boring. Wrinkled. Aggy. Score 1/10. Cute Easter Sunday Teas. Score 3/10. Werkkkkkkkk Matilda. Score 9/10. Fun. Age appropriate. Cute. Score 7/10. Mint Chocolate and Butter Pecan Ice Cream. Score 2/10.  They ate that. Score 10/10. Chile. Score 2/10. 

Had to do it again 1 time for the 1 time. Cuz she SLAY. She look too old for a Senior Prom but this Look is Cuteeeeeeee. Score 10/10. The #TrueSlamBook Winning Look. From the Hair to the Makeup to the Style. W I N N I N G!!!!!!!!!!!!

Netflix and Chill Butt Naked Nasty Style or Nah

See, you all let these artist get away with this stoopid ass music. We let them get away with Butt Naked Nasty or Nah. Someone, please get the reincarnation of Pretty with No Ricky.

Now they are back with Netflix and Chill.

Now, a few ladies on the team think it’s a cute track. However, who in da hell let these 13 years old likkle boyz come out talking about what’s about to go down, like they bout that? Then the girl in the view who’s father left her home alone, he know his daughter a hoe. She sittin there built like Buffy the Jr. Body.

No shade, they some cute youngins, but they just took what we use to love to do on a good Friday Night and made us hate it.

Tell us what you think!