Category Archives: Celebrity

Babeeeeeeeeee, 2Chainz and this $295.00 Burger No Ma’am!!!!!!

Listen Linda, we here at TrueSlamBook enjoy us a Good Meal and we EATS…. But I am NOT paying $295.00 for a damn Cheeseburger. First of all, I can get me some shoes because you know I am a showholic. Secondly, I can go take me a day trip somewhere cuz you know  I love for a good Gurls Day Out!

Let me start at the beginning.

1GQ Magazine has released their most recent installment of their new subject “GQ’s Most Expensivest S***” taking place in NYC and it included noted rapper 2 Chainz and Chef Joe Calderone.

Catch Up:

This burger sells for $295.00 and its ingredients consist of: Japanese Wagyu beef infused with 10-herb Truffle Butter, Heirloom Tomato Ketchup, 18-month old cheese aged in a cave, Beluga Caviar, shaved Italian black Summer Truffles, a Quail egg, a Gold and Diamond toothpick, and a 24-karat gold-dusted Bun.

Hellllllllllllll the fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Nawlllllllllllll………. I will not put such an experiment in my mouth. Mind You, I don’t know who Wagyu is from Japan. You can keep all 10 of your herbs you put in that butter and just give me some land-o-lakes butter. Keep your Heirloom and pass me the Heinz. The bats can keep that cheese in the cave with them, hand me the American Cheddar by Helluva Good. Beluga can keep her Babies, The Black Summer can keep its Shavings for next Winter and that Quail can keep its Partridge looking ass offspring.egg. No, to the toothpick, and give me a bun from Kroger, Stop&Shop, or Save-A-Lot!!!! My Burger just cost $2.95, BoW!!!!!!!

4Then he really eats itttttttttttttttttt. Lawd give me strength! 2 Chainz is from Atlanta and he know he wants a plate from Busy Bees on MLK! Not this Experiment of a Burger!!!!!

No shade to Fine Cuisine, i’ll take Sub Shop on the Corner or North Ave and Aisquith in Baltimore, or Stashs on Blue Hill from Boston, i’ll even take the spot on Pioneer Ave in Lincoln, Nebraska!

3Tell me this: Would you eat this Hand Sculpted Artistic Burger????

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What’s your Fall Fashion Taste?

As we all know Fall is upon us and we here at True Slam Book believe that you always have to take a moment out for Fashion.

With the October release of Essence Magazine we are introduxed to some new Coats for the Season. Take a look and lets us know: Which Look matches YOUR SLAM????

(Sidenote: Is it us or were these Models painted to give a Monkey effect???? #NoShade)

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Monkey See???? I mean, do u see what we see?

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Soooooooo, Teyana Taylor is the New Baddie???

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Now you all know I lives for me some Tayanna Taylor or whatever! But this one got me like: Really Girl????

We all remember over the summer when Male R&B Singer Tory Lanez dropped the track entitled “Teyana” referring to the R&B Donstress. In case you missed it:

It was definitely a cute track or whatever! So clearly TT heard it or whatever cuz here she comes with “Dreams of Fucking  a R&B Bitch!” Babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  Before I state my opinion take a listen:

Now u know I must keep it real! First off TT u ain’t Lil Kim so please stop and give her back her concept! Secondly, uz a baddie or whatever but gurl u had to make whole song to tell him “I apologize but i’m taken!” Gurl Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

True Tea, its a cute track and I got a spalsh of life from it but im glad it was short cuz ummmmmmmm…. Yeah, u know!

I still love the track by Tory tho!!!!!

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Love You TT!!!!!! Congratulations on ur lil ball pkayer boo or whateva!!!

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Who da hell is J. Mocha? And, whyyyyy is he…. I’m Done!

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Now listen, you know we gotta tell the Truth! Now, I’ll start by saying whosoever’ Son J. Mocha is he is FINEEEEEE!!!!! This lil brown skin honey dipped on his lil RnB Swag out of the Chicago area!!!!!!! Haaaaay J. Mocha!!!!!

However, whoever told him he could sing should be slapped. Then the one who told him he should pursue a singing career should be beat da FUKK up!!!!!!!! This ole Beijing wearing, soft tone havin, Marquis Houston Lookin face ass boy needs to Stop!!!!!
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Not only can he not sing, but the imagery is giving me very Marquis Houston meets Lloyd and married Pleasure P vibes. I need his stylist to bring him into 2014 and stop with the 1998 visuals. Then on top of that, he really had the NERVE to do a scene in a Plaid Farmer Joe shirt!!!!!!!

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Wait, but that was only after he gave you the 1997 Usher “My Way” dance scene in the Black Leather!!!!!

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Whoever approved this MUST be fired at once. I am hurt in my Industry Spirit that this would make it past the chopping block!!!!!! And, if that wasn’t enough……. Why he do this ole fake ass Niagara Wanna be Falls ass scene??????

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May we have a moment of silence for the Death of this Video?????????? What is thissssssssss?????? It looks like a failed attempt at ambiance!

Now, we all know! Every good RnB video had to have its Leading Lady!!!!! Babeeeeeeeeeee, who went and booked JaManiesha LaRaeeh Jenkins from the Old Neighborhood?????

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Chileeeeeeeee! That Betta not be his boo. She look like Stop! No! And, a smidge of Why you playin!!!!!! Then did they have the audacity to try and make her be SEXY????

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Another moment of silence for her career as a Video Vixen!!!!!!!! Lookin more like a Video Villain…….. No Shade! True Tea!

Whoever J. Mocha is needs to go back to the drawing board and get a branding consultation, because this 1990 re-make combination disaster if pure foolery!!!!!! Oh yeah, and the Song is WEAK. Don’t believe me????? Check it out:

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What do you THINK??????

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