Who da hell is J. Mocha? And, whyyyyy is he…. I’m Done!

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Now listen, you know we gotta tell the Truth! Now, I’ll start by saying whosoever’ Son J. Mocha is he is FINEEEEEE!!!!! This lil brown skin honey dipped on his lil RnB Swag out of the Chicago area!!!!!!! Haaaaay J. Mocha!!!!!

However, whoever told him he could sing should be slapped. Then the one who told him he should pursue a singing career should be beat da FUKK up!!!!!!!! This ole Beijing wearing, soft tone havin, Marquis Houston Lookin face ass boy needs to Stop!!!!!
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Not only can he not sing, but the imagery is giving me very Marquis Houston meets Lloyd and married Pleasure P vibes. I need his stylist to bring him into 2014 and stop with the 1998 visuals. Then on top of that, he really had the NERVE to do a scene in a Plaid Farmer Joe shirt!!!!!!!

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Wait, but that was only after he gave you the 1997 Usher “My Way” dance scene in the Black Leather!!!!!

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Whoever approved this MUST be fired at once. I am hurt in my Industry Spirit that this would make it past the chopping block!!!!!! And, if that wasn’t enough……. Why he do this ole fake ass Niagara Wanna be Falls ass scene??????

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May we have a moment of silence for the Death of this Video?????????? What is thissssssssss?????? It looks like a failed attempt at ambiance!

Now, we all know! Every good RnB video had to have its Leading Lady!!!!! Babeeeeeeeeeee, who went and booked JaManiesha LaRaeeh Jenkins from the Old Neighborhood?????

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Chileeeeeeeee! That Betta not be his boo. She look like Stop! No! And, a smidge of Why you playin!!!!!! Then did they have the audacity to try and make her be SEXY????

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Another moment of silence for her career as a Video Vixen!!!!!!!! Lookin more like a Video Villain…….. No Shade! True Tea!

Whoever J. Mocha is needs to go back to the drawing board and get a branding consultation, because this 1990 re-make combination disaster if pure foolery!!!!!! Oh yeah, and the Song is WEAK. Don’t believe me????? Check it out:

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What do you THINK??????

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Babeeeeeeeeee!!!! She came for Ms. Nicki Minaj Hunni…… What’s your take?

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Listen Linda, Listen! We all know that when NIcki Minaj made the video for Anaconda the Nicki stans went Kray tapping Play over 175million times! Though the video aggravates me I kept the comments to myself!

It seems I was the only one to take that route as the viral world went in over-drive with Spoofs! All I know is NOTHING topped this one:

No Shade, True Tea she said EVERYTHING I was thinking. Now don’t get me wrong, I loves me some Nicki Minaj and I live for a ole barz filled track but this was NOT one. I hope it was done for fun Ms. Nicki, but even if not get ur cointage bytch!

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I just want to know from my TrueSlam peoples: How do you feel about this Spoof Video?

@IggyAzalea Sets the Record Straight!!!!! You Mad?

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The Metro UK just dropped the report in relation to the alleged Iggy Azalea Sex Tape! In case you missed it Click Here to catch up!

Based on the alleged story from Porn King Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment, he advises that the tape in which he possess of Iggy engaged in sexual activity is one that could compete against the Kim. K and Ray J video!!!

Iggy hit Twitter and Served for BLOOD:

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Okay Ms. Iggy!!!!!!

I still wanna know! If Ms. Iggy had a Sex Tape out there, do we think it could go up against Kim-ye?? Also, would it impact her Career in  a Negative way?

So, I mean like! Did she Slay for the Fashion Gawdz at #NYFW?

We all know when it comes to the Iconic Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week it is ALWAYS full of Celebs!

With Social Media being such a Krave, of course they can’t help but let us know what they are wearing. Especially, LaLa Anthony! No Shade now bytch! You know I lives for me some Ms. LaLa Bangy Bootz Anthony, but I have to ask; Did She Do It? Or, Did She Not?

Each Night that the Basketball Wife went out, she graced her Instagram with a Pic of her Outfit! As #NYFW drew to a close, she asked her followers “Which Outfit is their Favorite!” Babeeeeeeeeeeee, why ask such a question when you know I read for filth? Nevertheless, it’s not about me, it’s about you all! Here is your LaLa Instagram Recap:

 

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After all the outfit changes we get this:

 

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Now in Tradition of True Tea! You gotta let me know:

Did LaLa Storm New York Fashion Week?

Don’t Make a #Music Video like this and Send it to Me!!!! Why u do that @IvanKalii?

Don’t Judge Me! But, you know I must keep it 100%

We all know we here at #TSB #Support the #Indie #Artist Movement and we will support growth and development in any way we can! However! When you do a Music Video and send it out in a Blast it better be up to Standards. I understand there may not be a budget, but good gosh, just shoot in a Dark Room for that matter!

Let’s Talk: Ivan Kalii! This young man is making his rounds and hitting the Industry with some good music and according to the Ladies of TSB, he’s not bad on the eyes! But, Babeeeeeeeee! When I ever got his recent Video Release “Slim Thick!” I lost my Mind (in a bad way).

Now, to cover himself, he did advise it was a Viral Video! Check it out:

Now, let me give Props where Props are due! I don’t know who “Premeditated Murda Films” is but they did a #Fyre ass video. The Editing Skill put into this Viral Video was Stellar. Also, Shouts to ZaYy Boy, whomever he may be!Though the video aggravated me, he def Directed the Shytt out of it as it was def cohesive to the song!

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Now, in Tradition of TSB, I must tell the TRUTH and Nothing but the TRUTH…….

First Off, this damn couch aggravated me!

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I get it’s a “Viral Video” and All, but Damn son! There was madddddddddd scenes on the Couch. Now, don’t get me wrong the couch is nice! Shout out to the Couch! But, all them scenes on it made me wanna cry. Then the couch is in front of a Blank Ass WALL….. I can appreciate wanting to Keep the Shot Clean but Good Googa Mooga!!!! Can we do a Brick Wall? Or , an Overlay of something! Ahhhhhhhh….

Second! Get into Pic 1 vs. Pic 2:

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You see it?????? In case you missed it! In Pic 1, there is a cord of some sort in the right hand corner of the screen next to the couch! In pic 2, it is gone. You see it now???? Right!

Mind You, whoever the hell was in charge of continuity needs to be #Coached. As much as I wanted to enjoy the video, that damn cord kept aggravating my peripheral vision and forcing me to look at it….. I wanted to pause the video and Tweet Ivan to move the damn Cord! Haaaaaaay Ivan! #NoShade

Okay, now here is where I fell out the chair in TEARS! Viewing the video, I liked the lil hallway effect when he keepin it real Swaggy, chillin in the hallway.

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But, Babeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! When that camera ever came out and showed the TRUTH:

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I was no more Good!!!!!!!! Yaaaassssssssss Bytch Yasssssss, for the Apartment Hallway effect on the Stairs inside the House!!!!!!!!!!!! This ended my whole Lyfe!!!!!!!!!!!

All in All, This video gets a 10 out of 10 for Quality! 9 out of 10 for Visual Story Telling! And, a 2 out of 10 for Viewer Satisfaction! #NoShade #TrueTea

Nevertheless, you know we are still Fans of Ivan Kalii and #Salute the #Movement…. The Ladies of #TSB can’t wait to Meet him… LoL!!!! -TSB

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Sooooo, Do You feel for @RayRice27 or Nah??? You know I got something to Say!

Listen! You know I try to stay out of peoples business! But, every now and again I must say a lil sumtin. Babeeeeeeeeeee, I have no Idea what caused it but we ALL see the Result!

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In case you have been under a rock, catch up! Ray Rice hits his at the time Fiance’ with a #TKO in the Name of Holyfield, Tyson, and Mayweather!!!! No Shade, but it was a Blow of All Blows.

Before I begin! Here is the Video, courtesy of TMZ: (Brace Yourself)

Now, after you gather your thoughts, lets Talk! I don’t know what lil mamas did, but the way he womped her and she hit the rail lawd have MERCY! Poor Baby! Then she out cold like a Rag Doll. He tryna get her shoes and drag her out.

I don’t know who the Security Guard was who stood there, he could have at least help sit her sleep ass up on the wall! #IJS

After this, a few months back Ray released an Apology (via: Perez Hilton Online) for his actions. As a result he received a 2 Game Suspension…… Well, clearly this was before the video got leaked! Now with the Video leaked, he has been Dropped from the Baltimore Ravens and Suspended Indefinitely from the NFL.

I mean like, so like, basically like! What you iz sayin is that when it was all quiet and the Public wasn’t aware of the Severity you wanted to Sweep it under the Rug! Now that it’s VIRAL for the WORLD to see, now you wanna take a Stance!!!!! Chile Booh…. All youz guys be beating your Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance’, and Side Chicks and just Pray for Goodness it stays Quiet!

Now, #TrueTea time. I know Ray through a mutual friend and he is a very genuine, fun going individual! No one paid me to say that, i’m being HONEST! I hate to admit, but I feel bad for him.

We don’t know what was said, nor do we know how “Hard” her hit was. Granted we can assume it wasn’t as hard as his, but #TrueTea in the Heat of the Moment if a bytch need to be hit, you hit her. She knew her Limits and his Temper so don’t wanna play all Victim now cuz the World somewhat feel sorry for your Kitten Heel Wearin Ass!!!!!!! #NoShade, you seen them Kitten Heels!

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To: Ray Rice! If you read this, know that I feel bad for you! I feel they are going to use you as an example because of your Race, Rank, and Celeb-izm. I don’t condone you hittin lil Tu-Tu, but I can understand that during an intense moment things happen.

Though, nothing can excuse Domestic Violence, all you had to do was SHAKE THE SHYTT outta her, and mess that Wet Wrap up and she would have been fine! Nevertheless, what’s done is done and we can’t take it back. Michael Vick came back from his lil Dog Fighting matter, and Chris Brown came back from beating Ri-Ri, I think you will be fine.

Learn from this, and move forward. Whatever you do, don’t go to no WEAK ASS Team. If it gets that bad just Retire and go hide. You Ballin anyways!!!!!! -TSB

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