Can we be honest??? You know we will. Why Jay Z look like someone’s uncle playing Solitaire while Beyoncé sits pooched and slays this picture in the name of utter Slayage!!!!
And get into them boobies….. Hunni them twins gave Mother Yoncé Cleavage.
We just wanna know, what the hell is Jay Z looking at so important???????
Still in our petty mode. Beyoncé was on the town the other night for her step fathers Birthday Dinner. Though it was a beautiful family affair, the question of the night was, “Where was Jay-Z??”
This picture caused the rumor mill to run rampid.
According to a guest from the night Jay-Z was not behind the camera taking the picture. So, the question still remains, where was he?
Here was our thoughts:
- He had to babysit Blue.
- He was afraid of Solangé.
- He was with Becky.
- He left early.
- He was working in his album.
- Bey needed some space.
- He was waiting in the car.
Tell us what you think. Do you think Jay was staying away? Or, was he just busy and people are trying to read too much into it???
Listen Linda! Don’t judge us. We just want to be petty for a few. Soooooooooooo! Who did it Best?????