Listen. When we ever came across this one. We all sat silent for a moment trying to figure out HOW IN THE HELL this happened.
Get Ready to add this up and tell us what you get:
1 Legend + 1 Great + 1 Random =
According to the Flyer, here’s the breakdown:
SATURDAY MAY 7 2016
DOORS OPEN 10PM
NYC DREAM TEAM
SATURDAY NIGHT L.I.V.E
THE OFFICIAL TAURUS CELEBRITY CELEBRATION
STARRING: JAHEIM, VIVIAN GREEN, KEYSHIA COLE AND FRIENDS
DJ MISTER CEE
DJ BRUCIE B
DJ SUPERSTAR JAY
Now understand our logic. Jaheim is a vocal Legend. His voice and songs have transcended generations. Vivian Green has a voice that can soothe any moment. Her vocal range is in tact and her executions are infactuatimg. Keyshia Cole sounds like the cat stuck under the back deck in the rain during a Fall cold front near Lake Michigan. Her vocal range is void and her executions are that of a congested person with the flu. No shade now, she serves you Style, Face, and Body. However, who’s bright idea was it to put her on a stage with these two?
We need to call the promoter because adding her just fucked up the whole grown and sexy vibe that the event was giving off. She hasn’t even sold enough albums to qualify to share a stage with them.
Jaheim’s debut album, Ghetto Love (2001) and sophomore album, Still Ghetto (2002), both reached RIAA platinum status. Boom! His 2006’s Ghetto Classics was #1 on Billboard 200, Gold status, and sold over 153,000 copies in its first week. Throughout his successful career, Jaheim has sold over 5 million records worldwide.
Vivian, “A Love Story,” certified RIAA Gold and sold over US: 531,00. “Vivian” 225,000. “Beautiful” 22,061 Independent in the US. “The Green Room,” 14,001 US sales. “Vivid” (2015) sold 1,951 in the US. No shade Bytch it’s time for Vivian to take a Nap. But still the girl got VOCALS.
Now, giving props where props are due. Keyshia’s first 2 albums sold in the Millions. Her 3rd album sold 322,000 week one which was her highest ever. Album 6 which is the latest album sold 46,000 copies in total. Now, be real. It would be one thing if the Bytch had pipes. Then we could let it slide. However, 46,000 sales after 2 years and she sound like a she got a cold, asthma, and, a runny nose……. No thank you Key Key. You can stay ur ass home and gargle on some WD-40. You dress ur ass off tho.
Can we replace her with Jazzmine Sullivan or Fantasia?
Bookers, tell us what you think.
You all know we love us some Keyshia Cole. Her rawness and relatability is something that can’t be faked. She brings an element to the game that forces you to pay attention.
Recently, we have been receiving submissions asking us to drag the R&B Songstress and we don’t see a reason to. However, we will talk some words we have picked up during our weekend stay in Atlanta and more.
Let’s begin with the World of Social Media. It’s no secret that Keyshia is very close with her fans and uses Social Media as a way to reach them and let them know the Real from the Fake.
Recently, on Instagram the Compton native had this to say,
This message coming a few days after,
We are excited to hear that the Storytelling Songstress is back in the studio but we were shocked to see she was back making it shake in the Atl.
If you remember, Keyshia had relocated to the LA area a few years back and was rarely in Atl. She sold her Mansion in Alpharetta as well as the house she had purchased for Frankie & Neffie. One would assume the R&B Diva was going back to her Cali roots for good.
Chileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, as we begin to hear the whispers we started to listen in. Now, there is NO PROOF to any of this but according to the Atl Buzz, Keyshia is back for more that one reason.
They say that the visit will be a real EXTENDED one is she is relocating back to Atlanta as it is more ‘Cost Effective.’ Now we all know, Ms. K. Cole ain’t broke, but if you recall from her show she is wise with her investing. Atl living is easier on the pockets, especially now that she in INDEPENDENT and her last album sold a mere 45,000 Copies.
With that said, Atl would be a great move for the finance conscious Baller.
On another note, we hear they may be talks of yet another show. No word on the exact style or set-up of the possible show, but we would love to see the execution considering all the factors.
Frankie is MIA
Neffie hasn’t changed she just moved
Elite Noel is now an emerging R&B Artist and word has it she is working with Keyshia’s EX-Manager, (Manny)
Daniel ‘Booby’ Gibson is Broke and out of the NBA
Last but not least, Keyshia is back to doing her
Now keep in mind, as we were in Atl this weekend, it was a shocker to see thatKeyshia hit the Circuit Saturday and had Prive’ filled to Capacity. Then, not more than 24 hours later,https://www.instagram.com/p/BDwY2bePiA0/
Elite Noel hit the Circuit with a Live Performance at Club Atl. According to the reviews, the R&B Newcomer not only killed the stage she went Acapella with NO FEAR.
We alllllllllllllllllllllllll know that Acapella isn’t everyone’s friend. However, TrueTea, Ms. Noel slayed them notes. It’s apparent that these R&B Artist’ betta get in Formation……. (cough)
So, how does it work with 2 Sisters who both sing in 1 City at the SAME DAMN TIME?????????? Chileeeeeeeeeee, we are already ready for the mess that #TeamKC and #TeamEN may try to conjure. One thing for sure though, we have seen from the shows that Elite Noel respects her big sis and KC loves her Family so any drama is void unless we see/hear it from them…..
On another tip, Keyshia can’t get a break. As she is gearing up for her new album. Spending time and possibly moving to Atlanta, all while realizing her sister has the Atl beat in rotation, she is forced to chin check nukkas in Twitterland…… Get into this Tea!
First off, no shade, true tea, who the fuck is Kafani????? We ain’t NEVER heard of this “Tell Me” track. Y’all know we hear it all and this trick just appeared spinning.
Ha. So, from 2011 until now, the song has received 18 Plays on YouTube. This makes us wonder, did they just wait for Keyshia to start on another album to “Re-Release” the track? Furthermore, the track appears to belong to someone name San Quinn, so why was Kafani so mad? And, again we ask. Who da fukk is Kafani??? Him and all 60,000 of his non-factor ass fans can have several.
Last but surely not least, Keyshia has put the Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Rumors to SLEEP.
True Tea, we are glad it isn’t true. This show would do nothing for her career but make her a Non-Factor like the rest of the cast. Speaking of which……… We won’t go there, this is about KC.
All in all, Keyshia Cole is up to something, the question is what. She has Divorced Booby. Dismissed Bow Wow. Flew to Atlanta. Went back Blonde all while doing spot show dates…..
As i’m sure you know the RnB Donstress Keyshia Cole is back on the Air Waves with her New Single(s). As we catch up on her progress check out the overview from “ThisIsRnB” Keyshia Cole Post via: ThisIsRnB
Now you know I got my opinion…. No Shade to Ms. Keyshia cuz you know I lives for me a Bangy Hood Bytch from Oakland, but mind you, this morning 07/02/14 she appeared on “The Breakfast Club” and she sounded like she was madddddd depressed….. I mean, the World knew Booby was Cheating and she seemed to be the last to find out, then she goes through the horrid break up, takes a break from doing interviews, allegedly comes for Queen Bey, gets mad at her family, and expected the world to remain silent???? Chile boo.
In any case, this morning Charlamagne Tha God asked her if she was “Truly Happy currently” and she got all kinds of MUTE. Thank Gosh for Angela Yee as she hopped in and cleaned it up with a swift “I know you must be happier now than you were in previous months” or something to that effect. Forget the Happiness girl, I need you miserable so I can get some good music out of you. That last happy ass album annoyed my life in the worse way. Chile, you can barely sing so to be Happy and try and Sing is def a No Go!!!!! Now with songs like “She” and “N*iggaz Like You” I am ready to hear her Crying ass Cry some-more….. Baby No Shade, No Tea but Keyshia Cole is back and we are ready to see what she does….. (I hope she had some vocal lessons, but that ain’t my business)