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From Revel to Vexation…. Another Photographer Fails!

Listen………. This is No Shade, but All Shade……. In the times of Social Media, the last thing you should want to do is post a BAD Image. Especially, if you are representing a BRAND….

According to the statistics, there is about a 1-4% return from Social Media. This means that people are paying attention and if you are representing a company, brand, or, even yourself, you always want to put your best foot forward.

Now, SPEAKING of your BEST FOOT Forward….

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    1. Bo looks AMAZING. No Shade, she slayed this look.
    2. The car is a perfect addition to Bo’s look.
    3. Why the fuck did the photographer leave them skid marks on the ground?
    4. Bytchhhhhhhhhhhhh…… How do you call yourself a PHOTOGRAPHER and you are unable to hide the Skid Marks near Bo’s feet????
    5. Thanks to the skid marks, the picture looses it’s ENTIRE effect and just makes you not want shytt from the Boutique or Revel.
    6. Whoever Approved these pics needs to be FIRED.
    7. The photographer needs to be FIRED.
    8. The person who uploaded this pic to IG needs to be FIRED.
    9. Bytch, the CEO needs to call a come to Jesus meeting because this is def not a good look.
    10. Npearcypics needs to upgrade his skills… He charging $250 for 1 look but got skid marks in his visuals. #BytchBye


On another note, Shouts to #RevelPrive’ for the dress. It’s cute. Sure wish the pic did it justice… That shoot musta¬†been free…. (The otha¬†Revel pics are cute tho……)

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Rolling Out is Rolling Doubt……..

When we as TrueSlamBook.com were introduced to Rolling Out back in 2012 we were told it was one of the Trend Setting Staples within the Southeastern Region. Fast forward to today, Rolling Out is 6 pages of Newspaper and a few stories from wherever they happened to be that had a writer. 

Usually, the cover is slated for the Gawdzzzzzzz. However, this most recent cover with Jennifer Williams is a joke.  

  1. Who do fukk was assigned Hair? Did they leave the Flat Iron, Hot Curlers, and Hot Comb at home? Her edges look like she is 3 days away from her touch up. 
  2. We all know Jennifer has a small frame. Long legs and gorgeous body sculpture. HOWEVER, Whatever angle this shot was taken gave her stomach rolls. Furthermore, how dare the photographer not smooth it out. Like they just ain’t see them rolls.  
  3. Why do her titties look like Droopys ears????? We don’t care if they had to sit them on coffee mugs. Her titties do not need to look that long. Looking like wind chimes, just hanging. 
  4. Fire the Photographer. 
  5. Fire the Editor who Approved these Visuals. 
  6. Fire her assistant who let these pics get past them. 
  7. Get some interns who have an eye for cover shoots. 
  8. Step ur print weight up. You ain’t got but 6 see through ass pages. You can pay more attention to the cover.  

In any case, you all can see all the raggedy visuals and read heartfelt interview HERE