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TSBS Yearbook Time

I swear, the things we get in our Inbox makes us really look at eachother like, #Bruh.

As we were wrapping up for the night we received a picture. The email was blank and there was no subject or anything. Upon review of the image all we could think about was Yearbook Picture Day.  Of course, with every good Yearbook, there is a Great Slam Book.

Get into this breakdown from Left to Right as we talk Yearbook Review 2016.

  1. Who let her take this picture with her blue coral reef ass earrings?
    1. Why is she the only one with a dress on giving the effects of outreach in the community.450
    2. Furthermore, who authorized her shaggy poodle weave?
    3. Is it me or is she giving you chea pet commercial Realness?
  2. Why didn’t get friends tell her she needed a bang? That 5 head so long it looks like her hair is sliding off as she stands there.
  3. When did she join the team?
    1. She must have skipped her hair appointment.
    2. Who told her that that piece of a bang to the right was enticing?
    3. Furthermore, is it us or does this girl have on Ash Wash jeans? Can someone please guide her to 2016? Let her know it IS okay to stay up to date with trends.
  4. Who told Shar Bates that the gold zippers were a good accent to her bland outfit?
    1. Furthermore, what purpose does the mic serve? Clearly this isn’t an on the scene pic. Please drop the mic and exit stage left. 18583016
    2. Who told her she had to be sexy with her mid-section showing?  For her to be a Red Carpet slayer she serving Green Room Secrets.
  5. Light Bright looks cute.
    1. We hate her office hair du but she is cute.
  6. What the fuck does Alien vs. Predator have on?
    1. The red shoestrings for hair look horrible.
    2. m_52670a76b532135dd60a234dHer jeans look dingy and she looks sleepy.
    3. Is them jeans by Osh Kosh B’gosh
  7. Last on the list is Rocky vs. Bullwinkle!
    1. She looks a travesty.
    2. Her hair was styled for the after skool pep rally.
    3. She must didn’t know it was picture day.
    4. She thought it was  a regular day. images

As if that wasn’t enough. Why someone on the team had the NERVE to find this:


Bytchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…… If somebody don’t call Hootie and tell him to come get his Blowfish, NOW….

  1. Why are they crunched behind Shar Bates like they are a part of the out crowd trying to be in?
  2. Why couldn’t the photographer photoshop Chia Pets roll?
  3. Why is Shar Bates dressed like Little House on a Black Prarie?
  4. Who let the last girl on the right put on that En Vogue 1994 ass Hold On To Your Love looking Dress like she was smashing?
  5. Pleeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzze, can we have a moment of silence for Shar Bates and that Re-Pass Hat…… Amen!

Whoooo. It’s no hiding that Shar Bates got it going on in the Atl, we are starting to see her name on everything. I hope someone tells her to let freedom ring and let her house maids go. She can keep light skin and the one who needs a bang. Them other ones……..

basic bitch

Event Lies, Cries and Goodbyes

Okay, Bytch, now you know we here at TrueSlamBook vow to tell it like it is. Sometimes, things get emailed to us that really make us take a step back and say “Bish Whet!”

Backstory: Last time we were in Atlanta was for the BET Hip Hop Awards Weekend. As always we mingled amongst the key players and got to know who does what. With that said, we must get into this post.

Join Pedro@youngkingsempire March 11th @8pm for the premiere of Pedros World Webisode Series..Pedro will be premiering the 1st and 2nd episode that will showcase his 16th Birthday Party with special guest Domani Harris from Family Hustle and his experiences meeting with some of the most influential leaders in the music industry in Miami for Labor Day Weekend. Pedro will also be doing a special tribute in honor of Legendary Dj Big Kap you dont want to miss!
#pedrosworld #pedro #youngkingsempire

Location: Paragon Studios
548 Northside Drive SW Atlanta GA 30310

Red Carpet Interviews by @tampamystic

Special Invited Guest @iammissmulatto

Event Hosted by @iamsharbates

Wardrobe/Stylist @mas_apparel
Press/Media/Sponsors Contact: PR Agent@qneverlena

  1. Someone, please tell Pedro to cut his hair. All that hardwork his mother outs into him and he lookin like BooShaLayLay just because.492be9c1faff1f602d80c8750dda1945
  2. Who is letting Tampa Mystic host their Red Carpet? Furthermore, when she start doing Red Carpets? No Shade now, you want a Release Party, Call Tampa. You want a Open Mic Host, Call Tampa. You want some Desert Storm Radio Spins, Call Tampa. But, bytch, when they start calling Tampa Mystic for Red Carpets? They need to change it to  Laminate and that will be better.
  3. How Shar Bates end up hosting? Lemme find out her and Tampa then switched roles. Last we seen Shar, she was the Red Carpet Slayer… Bytch, she betta Slay that Mic that Night for Perdo.
  4. Who da fuck put Queen Helene as ANYTHING??? Chileeeeeeeeeeee, that brick face lying ass gal. She been an intern since 1984 and now she is the poing of contact. No Shade tho, I guess she coming up because we found this on Craigslist:

1. Find and post up-to-date sports news on QEBVlog.TV
2. Create teasers that accompany the stories and will get people to go to the website
3. Uphold the QEB brand through writing style

This is a volunteer internship opportunity but there is a chance to earn an income based on performance and work ethic.

Must have an attractive brand, good verbal & written skills. computer access, reliable transportation, and very active on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter. Compensation: 10% Commission to $1,000/m Salary.

Thank-you for your time,

Qn. Everlena Brown (QEB)
Office: show contact info
2025 Peachtree Rd NE
Atlanta, GA 30309

Executive Producer
QEB / QEB Foundation
Twitter: qneverlena
Instagram: qneverlena

Bytchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, lemme find out the intern is hiring staff and giving out commission based salaries… Werkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…. However, why must they have so many qualifications that she lacks???? *Sip Bytch*


Just for this, we are flying to Atlanta for this event. This is going to be a Ki!!!!!! An event full of Lies making us Laugh til we Cry until we finally say Goodbye….