Listen Linda, Listen! Donnell Jones has been gone since 1997. Who in the HELL let him get back in the booth and cut a record? Furthermore, who let David Banner jump on the track???
Before we begin Reading Time, let’s get you up to speed. Donnell Jones (Mr. Say What 1999) has released a New Single.
(Cough) Donnell hasn’t been HOTT since the turn of the Millennium.
Lyrics: Ooh say what say what say what / Ooh girl you know what’s up / Ooh say what say what say what / Ooh girl you know what’s up
Listen, we are all for Artist coming back to the table. However, Donnell look like that uncle at the cookout who got the toothpick in his mouth and smell like Joop the oil. Then he sits there and talks bout “you remember when?” No. Uncle! We do NOT remember when. Let it go.
In any case, the track is here and we want to know what you think?
Nicki Minaj graces the latest cover of Nylon and looks the total fools with that mop top blonde hair. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Nicki? Why would you do that of all looks???
During her talk she opens up about her long-awaited follow-up to her 2014 album, The Pinkprint.
“I needed time to hear myself think again, because where I left off with The Pinkprint was a little bit emotionally unstable…Now, I want my happiness to be reflected in the new stuff.”
Gurl, don’t nobody give a fuck about your emotional ass feelings. Be real, you took time away because you was becoming over saturated and you realized, no shade, but it was best to lay low for a few to make them miss you
Of course, Nicki talks about how boyfriend and frequently rumored fiancé, Meek Mill, is a huge source of happiness in her life.
“I’m not engaged yet…We’re just taking it one step at a time. And, you know, if that happens, if I get married, then I’ll have a child, and that’ll be fun, because I can’t wait to hold my baby.”
Ooh Bytch, take me back to elementary. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Lil Nicki in the baby carriage. Agggggggg, anyway. Ain’t nobody tryna hear your happy songs. You see what happened when Keyshia Cole got happy, right?
Although, she does say that Meek sometimes does call her his fiancé. “I’m always trying to stop him, like, ‘Nope! I ain’t got that third ring yet!'”
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Come on now Meekie… We waiting for you to come back. True Tea tho, Meek did his thing on IV.
In any case, we are excited to see Nicki’s new show when it hits ABC Family . And, we can’t wait for Barbershop: 3 to his because she did her thang in “The Other Woman.”
Lil’ Scrappy isn’t exactly a Wendy Williams fan. Scrappy believes she’s out to destroy and go against her own people. He brought up the fact that she had negative comments to say about Missy Elliott, the Married To Medicine cast, Bill Cosby and others. Lil’ Scrappy claims she bashes blacks but praises all of the other races. Scrappy says,
“Love u cause you’re black but hate the way u act.”
Some fans sided with Lil’ Scrappy as they pointed out all of the negativity on her show. Other fans brought Scrappy up-to-date by reminding him that Wendy has been talking sh*t about people for 20 plus years, and she doesn’t discriminate with her hate and shade. Well unfortunately for Lil’ Scrappy and those that feel the same, Wendy’s contract has been renewed through 2022.
Now as I’m sure you know by now Kelly, Michelle and Beyonce performed at the Stellar Awards in Vegas over the weekend. Now, mind you we get a call Monday and the Shade was REAL….. Before we spill it, catch up.
Now Gurl, is it US or did Kellys baby take away a few octaves??? Though we can’t hit a note to save our lives we know what it SHOULD sound like when you are trying to hit some range. Chile those sounds were sounds of the LOST Ranger.
Second, Haaaaay Kelly. No Shade but who told you it was okay to wear pregnancy hair to the awards? Now bytch, I know you excited cuz you finally got some hang time and all, but you def needed a touch-up, a touch on and a touchdown, Okay. That hair was so PUFFY and THICK. Then did you really just swing it like you was in the Pantene Pro-V commercial????? Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllll, just cause you seen J-Lo in the new commercials don’t mean your a candidate for the next draft.
Third, why was the audience so SHADY????? Did you catch the Teas when the ‘clapped’ for Michelle? Then when they seen Queen Bey they ‘CLAPPED IN THE NAME OF YES GAWDDDDDDD.’ #IJS
Last but not Least…….. Haaaaaaaay Michelle! Can someone order Michelle some of that Go Naked Hair from Porscha Williams? Cuz the way them bundles was looking……….. They needed a Nap. Call them Sleepy Bundles……
Nevertheless, the performance was very enjoyable. We Love you Ladies……
You know on TrueSlamBook we keeps it ALL the way R E A L… This is def one for the books. This is so Hott it got sent directly to my Cell by the Source…. Babeeeee, Get Ready! Set! I’m bout to #Go!
Oh Yeah… She is Hott with Him…..
Now, just so you can see Exactly what Benzino Posted that included Rainy here it is Up Close:
Oop!!!!!!!!! #HeDidThat
Now let’s get into it. When I asked Rainy “What Happened” the Levy Broke and the Water begun to FLOW….. See for yourself!
Babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, can you say #BOOM…………
Now I don’t know what truly happened to cause Benzino to go Hard and include Rainy like he did, but whatever it was had to do with his Fiance’ Thi Thi and he wasn’t having it. But Trust! Rainy wasn’t either as you see…..
Now, you know I loves me some Ray Benzino (#617 #02119 Stand Up) and my gurlfriend Ms. Thi Thi, I even copped her New Single “Ghetto Love” off iTunes! However, in tradition of TrueSlamBook, I must keep it 100% and this is a bit much.
So, you run Hip Hop Weekly! You’re a cast member on Love&Hip-Hop: Atlanta, yet you have time to create a collage and #Post it on #Instagram and call individuals #Haters! Not only is this a act that is suppose to be beneath you, but it is the actions of a female or as Rainy said “BitchAssNukka!” No Shade, but it is what it is. Furthermore, Thi Thi chilling and paying nothing no attention so why are you?
I mean since we on the topic, and you bought it up not me; I have always felt Zino was lil messy. Mind You! On #LHHATL he is always getting into it with one of the femal cast members, then when Stevies Philly ass PoP Off he wanna be like “Bros before Hoes!!!!” No nukka PoP Back….. Oh Wait!!! He did PoP Back… On Social Media:
And, Stevie kept it #Simple:
Don’t make me take you back to the days you was rolling with the RSO Crew Zino!!!!! Is this a Trend?? Is there a such thing as a Social Media Thug??? Wait, Is this Cyber-Bullying????
Past that, Zino has removed the Image from his #IG so I guess he realized it was a bad look. Maybe Stevie J told him it was affecting the Brand… LoL!!!!!
Nevertheless, Heyyyyyy Thi Thi boo. I see you Gurl. Hit me, I need to spotlight you on the Radio Show! #NoFlexZone -TrueSlamBook
Listen Linda, Listen Linda, Listen!!!!! Now you know I gotta keep it real…. I vow to tell the Truth the Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth!!!!!!! Thanks to whomever Submitted these….
If a Picture is worth 1000 Words we will Start Here:
Mind You, so Seven Streeter is suppose to be the Hottest thing on the Scene right now and she is allegedly storming the world of Fashion? I have one question: WHERE???????? In the Above Displayed image she gives a HUGE Shoutout to her Glam and Styling Team and proceeds to shout them out by Name!!!!!!!!!! Every Stylist that contributed to these looks should have been handed a Pink Slip. She look the Fools. Going left to Right: Look 1 gives me Bangy Stripper Trying to Class it up. Look 2 gives me Street Gymnist who forgot her Sneakers at home cuz she was late to Practice…. On top of that is it me or is this outfit stuck in 1998 when Brandy was Sitting on Top of the World?? Then we get to look number 3 which I am assuming was an attempt at Couture but came out looking CouDont! This uneven bland piece of cloth looks like she hopped out the shower to answer the door! Gurl BYE!!!!!!!! Lastly We have this Skintastic dress that shows off her AMAZING Shape combined with the Snatchback you put in after Gym Class. Gurl what is This????? The dress is a tad bit Basic on its own but then to add a Snatchback you really gave me Junior Prom Teas when funds were tight!!!!!!! Stop…… This was BET Awards Weekend, I anticipated a Show Up and Show Out! Chile, she Showed Up and got Put Out in these non constructed ass Outfits…. But that ain’t my Business tho!!!!!!!!
Wait tho, then the Fans Proceed to LIE….. (See Below)
Sevens Fans Lie to her about that Off ass Style
No Shade Seven, you got Likes Get Back Bootz! But along with those Likes you got Lies for Days!!!!! I know we all support the Stars we Love, but you should Love them enough to be Truthful…. She didn’t look Amazing! The White Outfit is NOTHING ot Love, and Side Note Gurl; DON’T Nobody cares that you two Share Birthdays! Have Several Seats! At least the Last Person was partially Truthful. Her Legs are Killen em!!!!!! A Moment of Silence for the Fashion Fail!!!
Now, if BET Awards weekend wasn’t bad enough!!!!! Here comes this:
Really????
GURLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is NOT Halloween, please tell me why she is Channeling her Inner Morticia Addams????
No Shade Seven, I LIVES for me an All Black Effect but this is a All Black Fail….. And that WIG……………… Babeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I know you got enough of an Advance to get you some Malaysian Remy…… Help Her Lawd………
I’m gonna let it go at this moment, but before i’m done……. True Slam, is it Me or do they have on the Same Color MAC ‘Viva Glam Rihana’ Lipstick (See Below)
Is that MAC Viva Glam Rihanna Red they got on?
But that ain’t my Business Tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -TrueSlamBook
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